Here is your chance to buy a very affordable painting by me and make a great investment. So listen up.

Signed by the artist

6" x 9" Band-Aid painting on paper
(Arches 400lb Cold Press/Acid Free)

Cellphone actual size. Not like that tiny one
Ben Stiller used in Zoolander.

These are not prints! Because of the process, each one is different. If you don't believe me, buy more and see for yourself.

(US) $300.00 ea. unframed. Do it yourself!

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The Band-Aid cellphone is an image central to my upcoming solo show AMERICA'S CHOICE (guns, pornography, cellphones). They come in two color choices: Basic Black and Patriotic Red/Blue. Perfect for Repugs and you perma-war types with flags on your SUVs.

Any questions? Email me with your order. All proceeds go to the artist, her landlord(s), photographer, framer, various art supply stores, Starbucks and Amazon.com.

Real art collectors not eligible. Sorry :-(

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